The Sleep Blogger

Ma'am, put on this cap and sit over there

Here is a news item that caused the Sleep Blogger to wonder whether it really was such a good idea to end the practice of having people wear dunce caps and sit in the corner. After all, what’s the problem with identifying and quarantining idiocy?

The cast of MTV’s “Jersey Shore” seem to everywhere nowadays, but one place you won’t be seeing Jenni “J-Woww” Farley is the gym.

“I actually have not worked out since the show,” she told PEOPLE Saturday, but added that she hasn’t gained weight either.

So how has she managed to stay in shape? “I honestly think it’s just sleep deprivation and just running around and being very active,” she said while celebrating her 25th birthday at Las Vegas’s Palms Casino Resort.

J-Wwow: Sleepless in Jersey

J-Wwow: Sleepless in Jersey

The rest of America is having a serious moral debate over whether sleep deprivation, when applied to suspected terrorists in the hope they’ll reveal helpful information about plots, constitutes torture. But to a “Jersey Shore” participant (the Sleep Blogger just can’t make himself type the word “star”), sleep deprivation is a health tip.

Sigh. Suddenly, Paris Hilton seems like a model of common sense and low-key good taste.

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By G.D. Gearino, filed under The Sleep Blogger